A guy takes a call from his friend...

"I'm probably going to be late for the game.
I accidentally swallowed a bottle of invisible ink so I'm at the hospital right now."

The guy asks, "How long do you think it'll be?"

His friend replies, "I don't know I haven't been seen yet."

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